JASON ALEXANDER: We never do anything without our head writer and he couldn’t be here tonight. He always speaks for us. Jerry, (on phone with Jerry Seinfeld), let ‘s see if this works.

MICHAEL RICHARDS: Jerry

JASON ALEXANDER: (holding phone up to microphone) Jerry, go ahead. Can you speak up Jerry. America is watching. Well this has worked as well…What you tell me, I’ll tell them. No, they can’t hear you. No, they can’t hear you.

MICHAEL RICHARDS: Translate

JASON ALEXANDER: Say something nice.

Jerry would like to thank his mother. We’d like to thank Jerry Seinfeld for his outstanding writing regardless of the fact that he’s never been nominated for anything, or won anything in nine years. He is still the richest and best looking star on television. [Applause]

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUSS: Thank you.

JASON ALEXANDER: We’re very excited. Thank you very much. Thank you.

MICHAEL RICHARDS: Thank you very much. [Applause]